Njoy Life !

Dear Friends, This life is so full of things we dont want happenin, so i've tried to do my bit to make some moments of ur time worth while. B'coz i believe one simple smile or laugh can make u forget all ur blues...mayb momentarily but it does ! So please njoy all these fun posts and laugh away ur blues....and while ur njoying you can click on some ads so that i'd know u appreciate the effort put in here. Thanks and smile

Dec 29, 2006

Funny pics

Extreme Biking



Gangsta's Remote

Hot Dog

Mission Impossible Mouse
Baby Teethers

Fun Q&A

What is the thinnest book in the world?“What Men Know About Women”

What’s the difference between men and government bonds?Bonds mature.

How do you save a man from drowning?Take your foot off his head.

What do men and beer bottles have in common?They’re both empty from the neck up.

How can you tell if a man is happy?Who cares.

How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?We don’t know… it has never happened.

What’s a man’s idea of helping with the housework?Lifting his leg so you can vacuum.

What’s the difference between a man and E.T?E.T. phoned home.

What does a man consider a seven course meal?A hot dog and a six pack of beer.

What do you call a man with half a brain?Gifted!

What did God say after he created man?I can do better.

What are two reasons men don’t mind their own business?1. No mind 2. No business.

What do you call an intelligent man in America?A tourist.

Did you hear about the man who won the gold medal?He bronzed it.

How do men sort their laundry?“Filthy” and “Filthy and wearable”

Only a man could buy a $400 car and put a $4000 stereo in it.

Why did God create man?He needed to practice.

Why is it good that there are female astronauts?When the crew gets lost, at least she will ask for directions.

Q:Why are Michael Jackson’s pants so small?A: Because they aren’t his!

Q: What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?A: Get out of my sun!

Q: What do you do if Michael Jackson is drowning?A: Throw him a buoy!

Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??A: He thought it was a delivery service.

Q: What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper?A: One is pale and scares kids and the other is a friendly ghost.

Q: How do we know Michael is guilty?A: Several children have fingered him.

Q. Why did Michael Jackson rush over to Wal-Mart?A. He heard that boys’ pants were 1/2 off.

Q. What’s the difference between a supermarket bag and MichaelJackson?A. One is white, made of plastic, and should be kept awayfrom small children. The other is used to hold groceries.

Q. How do you know when it’s bedtime at the Neverland Ranch?A.When the big hand touches the little hand.

Q. What’s brown and often found in children’s underpants?A. Michael Jackson’s hand.

Q. What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’s dreams every night? A. Hanson.

Q. What the difference between Michael Jackson and acne?A. Acne doesn’t come on your face until you’re about fifteen.

Q: A child, an honest politician, and Santa Claus all spot a $20 bill on the ground. Who picks it up?
A: The child. The other two are figments of his wild imagination

Bob: There's one thing you don't want a brain surgeon to say. Bill: What's that? Bob: Oops. Q:

How do lamps communicate? A: Lampost

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

Q: Why did the turkey cross the road? A: Because the chicken was on vacation.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road in Texas? A: To show the armadillo/opossum how it's done.

Q: Why did Jesus cross the road? A: He was nailed to the Chicken.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip? A: To get to the same side.

Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A: Chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Q: Why did the fried chicken cross the road? A: She saw a fork ahead.

Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A: Because there was a KFC on the other side.